# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this will be a night to untag.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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