Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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