i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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