After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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