and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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