Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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