tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
