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Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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