Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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