I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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