Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Randomize