I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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