if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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