I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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