so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
you never un-have a 4some
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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