She said her name was "party"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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