Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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