He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
