I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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