i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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