Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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