If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
you had me at cake vodka
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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