How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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