so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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