New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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