She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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