I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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