So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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