Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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