This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
it's like heaven, but drunker
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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