I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We have started to decorate penises.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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