Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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