Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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