No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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