New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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