You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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