I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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