but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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