butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
