I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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