I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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