Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is wine microwaveable?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
