yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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