garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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