any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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