You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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