well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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