what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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