Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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