Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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