But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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