my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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