I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
